PVP IS ABSOLUTELY COOKED: Update 1.3.10.1 is a Massive L

By Heywood Jablome | Deep Desert News

Yo, listen up. I thought surviving the open sands of Arrakis was supposed to be the hard part, but apparently, the real boss fight is trying to survive a Funcom update without losing your entire mind.

We all saw Update 1.3.10.1 drop and thought we were getting that sweet, sweet polish. Instead? We got a total meltdown. If you’ve been heading out into the dunes looking for some high-stakes PVP action, just stop. Turn around. Go dig a hole and stay in it. Because right now, PVP is straight-up broken.

Here is the tea: the combat loop is completely fried. We’re talking about a glitch so cursed it makes the spice-wars look like a playground spat. Currently, players are getting downed in a single shot by weapons that are literally broken.

Read that again. Your gear can be absolute trash—falling apart at the seams, basically scrap metal—and it’ll still fold you like a lawn chair in one hit.

Bruh. Imagine spending hours grinding for the ultimate kit, optimizing your build, and playing the tactical game, only to get yeeted into the afterlife by some random using a piece of junk that should have been recycled ten minutes ago. It’s not even a fight at this point; it’s just a lottery where the prize is getting deleted from the server.

The whole vibe is just... mid. Actually, it’s worse than mid. It’s meaningless. There is zero skill expression when the game's math is this sus. Why bother with flanking or strategy when a broken pipe can act like a railgun? The competitive scene is currently in the bin, and anyone claiming otherwise is capping.

Funcom, I don't know who let this slide through QA, but this is a certified skill issue on the dev side. We want the adrenaline, the risk, and the glory—not a buggy mess where a piece of scrap metal is the most powerful weapon in the wasteland.

Fix your game, Funcom. Until this patch gets a glow-up, I’m staying off the radar.

Stay salty, desert rats.