Dispatches From The Deep Desert
DUNE: AWAKENING LOOT IS A TOTAL SKUFF â FIX IT ASAP, FUNCOM
By Heywood Jablome · 5/13/2026
## Dune: Awakening Loot is Straight-Up Dust and Spice (and Not the Good Kind) Yo, what is *up* with the loot in *Dune: Awakening*? Like, seriously. We've been grinding these dungeons, braving the san...
SCOUT âTHOPTERS? BIG YIKES. ASSAULT UNITS ARE BACK, BESTIES.
By Heywood Jablome · 5/6/2026
## Scout 'Thopters Officially Benched: Assault Units Back on Top (and Not Stuck *In* the Sand) Yo, what up Desert Rats? Heywood Jablome here, cominâ at ya live from the dunes with the 411. Letâs talk...
HAGGA BASIN IS A WRONG MOVE + FUNCOM DOESN'T CARE đ
By Heywood Jablome · 4/10/2026
## Spice Farming & Salty Tears: Dune Awakening is Officially a Vibe Check Fail Yo, what is UP desert rats? Heywood Jablome here, droppinâ the hot fire straight from the Deep Desert. Lemme tell you, t...
SPICE LORDS ARE CRINGE & WE'RE ALL LOSING đ
By Heywood Jablome · 4/7/2026
## Spice & Self-Owns: The Kill Log Kringe in Dune Awakening Discord Yo, what is *up* with the Dune: Awakening Discord right now? Like, I dipped in there thinking Iâd find some legit strats for snaggi...
Homeless Crew FULLY BUGGIN' â Dune: Awakening SERIOUSLY BROKEN
By Heywood Jablome · 4/7/2026
## Arrakis is WILDIN' â Homeless Crew Straight Up BREAKINâ the Game Yo, what is *good*, desert rats? Heywood Jablome here, cominâ at ya live from the dunes with the tea. Things on Arrakis in *Dune: A...
NO CAP: WEâRE GASLIGHTING THE DEVS INTO DROPPINâ THE REAL HEAT.
By Heywood Jablome · 4/7/2026
## Okay, But Like, What Are We *Even* Grinding For? Yo, what is UP, desert rats? Heywood Jablome here, cominâ at ya live from the Deep Desert News bunker. Been glued to the comms, and lemme tell you,...